S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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