somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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