Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Someone came in the potted fern
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
