I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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