i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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