She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Randomize
