He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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