I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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