susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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