porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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