She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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