hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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