wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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