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Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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