Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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