whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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