After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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