he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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