quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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