1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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