you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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