i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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