I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
