Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
