Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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