When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think my vagina is haunted
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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