Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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