You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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