he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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