yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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