She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I think I just sharted jello shots
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