Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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