Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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