dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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