This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Is it penis luge time yet?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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