$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I think i got beer on your cat.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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