on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I just found puke in my bra..
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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