I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
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