Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Randomize