We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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