How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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