Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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