please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
