**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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