We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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