When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
i need some magic done to my vagina
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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