Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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