i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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