Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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