So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
