Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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