Sponge bath it is.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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