Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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