I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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