sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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